User:Shadowmaster

Hello, gentlemen and

ladies

I come to you with what is, in my perspective, a necessary proposal. As you all know, the staff has been subject to much reshuffling over the past month or so. Beloved staff members have left and slightly less beloved staff members have come to fill their positions - such is the course of nature. I have come not to complain about the arrival of new meat in the staff, but rather, to propose that we facilitate it. Consider these statistics, if you will. Within the past 4 years, the Custom BIONICLE Wiki has seen 3 separate bureaucrats. That's right, 3. And I don't have a mathematician to confirm this, but I'm pretty sure that 3 is not a very big number. Big numbers are what this wiki loves. Big numbers are what it needs. And what better way to give this wiki big numbers than to give it more staff? That's right - I'm proposing a new (and frankly flawless) way of selecting our staff lineup, to ensure maximum staff diversity, variety, and un-corruptness.

How will this new method of election be carried out? Simple. Each active user of the wiki will be assigned a number, starting from 1. On the first of every month, a trusted and experienced individual to be determined by community vote will run this random number generator, with 1 as the lower bound and the number of active users as the highest, 9 times. The first two numbers will be the bureaucrats for that month. The next 3 will be admins. The next 4 will be rollbacks. Simple, right?

This idea is frankly and with all honestly, flawless. It ensures that the staff remains free of corruption by rotating it every month - therefore, if a member of the staff happens to be a member of the devious Illuminati or Skink Empires, they won't stay in power long enough to enact their nefarious plan. Furthermore, such a system of appointing staff members ensures equal opportunity for all users of the wiki. No one user will be cast out because of their gender, skin color, religious affiliation, et cetera. That's right, anyone can be admin - and that means YOU too,. Vote yes for freedom and opportunity. Vote no if you want this wiki to fall into the dark grasp of corruption, socialism, communism, and other bad-sounding political terms.



 Shadow master    (Contribs)   00:01, January 28, 2016 (UTC)