The Ballad of Lime

The Ballad of Lime is an epic poem detailing a duel of fates between BionicleChicken and Limeflavouredlibertarian24

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bioniclechicken Also what does Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump have to do with BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 they're the ones who are fighting each other to see who will control america

bioniclechicken So what does that have to do with BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it can impact what lego does

bioniclechicken Not really So again What do they have to do with BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's important stuff

bioniclechicken Yes but what does it have to do with BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's part of my blog's identity

bioniclechicken So why is they tagged BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 because I speak for the fandom

bioniclechicken So then why are politics in the BIONICLE tag limeflavouredlibertarian24 because it's breaking news

bioniclechicken And what do those news have to do with BIONICLE

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's cool like bionicle is

bioniclechicken Not really In fact not at all limeflavouredlibertarian24 why do you say that?

bioniclechicken Because it's not

limeflavouredlibertarian24 why is bionicle and politics different?

bioniclechicken Because one has fantasy and science fiction and robots and weapons and islands and masks and two suns and shadow people and light people and slugs and scorpions The other is politics

limeflavouredlibertarian24 but politics is fiction and science

limeflavouredlibertarian24 trump is mata nui and clinton is makuta

bioniclechicken Yes Trump is a giant robot with a universe inside him

limeflavouredlibertarian24 that's right

bioniclechicken Except it's not He's an loud mouthed orange guy with racist agendas limeflavouredlibertarian24 how is he racist?

bioniclechicken http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-racist-examples_us_56d47177e4b03260bf777e83 limeflavouredlibertarian24 he was a business man, what do you expect

bioniclechicken To actually be nice to people he would want to sell stuff to Because you know Salesmanship

limeflavouredlibertarian24 what's so bad about that? at least he's being honest

bioniclechicken Because You know racist

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you do realize that most people and politicians say racist stuff in private, trump just does it publicly because he knows how to grab attention

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so is everyone else. are you saying you don't say mean or racist stuff when you're somewhere private or when you're at home talking casually?

bioniclechicken Nope

limeflavouredlibertarian24 most people say mean stuff behind other people's backs, the only difference with trump is that he does that publicly so he speaks his mind when everyone is afraid to do so

limeflavouredlibertarian24 political correctness is killing people! we need someone who will say the right thing even if it offends people

bioniclechicken Well in that case: I think your blog is crap It's useless It has nothing to contribute to the bionicle tag And the fact that you would use your autism to gain sympathy is sickening

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it has a different opinion that no one else has

bioniclechicken You're fully aware of what you're doing And you refuse to acknowledge whatever you might be doing wrong

limeflavouredlibertarian24 why are you named bionicle chicken? is it a reference to me?

bioniclechicken Rather than denying that Trump was racist You instead suggest that you fully agree with his offensive views Rather than consider how other people might feel and knowing how far to go You think it's okay to just be all out and offend everybody If that's the case

limeflavouredlibertarian24 democrats are racist. george wallace and lyndon johnson viewed them as inferior

bioniclechicken Then imagine how everyone will be on the earth Everyone will be at each other's throats

limeflavouredlibertarian24 republicans oppose slavery and democrats founded the kkk

bioniclechicken Nobody liking each other The world in chaos All because everyone doesn't know how to be nice to each other

limeflavouredlibertarian24 we need someone who speaks the truth and not just worrying about offending people

bioniclechicken Just gotta be honest Brutally brutall honest

limeflavouredlibertarian24 when you work hard at something, there's no time to be nice

bioniclechicken Actually There is It's called cooperation Because you know what America would be without cooperation A monarchy

limeflavouredlibertarian24 cooperation doesn't mean giving $400 to iran

limeflavouredlibertarian24 why are you called bionicle chicken?

bioniclechicken Inside joke

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you mean isnide job? is it a reference to flying robot manatee?

bioniclechicken What the fuck is levitating cyborg sea lion

limeflavouredlibertarian24 have you read it?

bioniclechicken Don't want to

limeflavouredlibertarian24 check it out http://flyingrobotmanatee.tumblr.com/ http://flyingrobotmanatee.blogspot.ca/

bioniclechicken I just said I didn't want to

limeflavouredlibertarian24 why?

bioniclechicken Obviously because I'm PC While you're a Mac

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I use a pc computer dumb ass

bioniclechicken Ooh getting feisty with me

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're on the wrong side of history

bioniclechicken Pretty sure we're still in the present

limeflavouredlibertarian24 but you're still a slave to the colonel

bioniclechicken That's what you think

limeflavouredlibertarian24 who cares, you're a slave to the delicious food there is

bioniclechicken Also that joke stinks

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you stink of corruption just like hitlery clinton

bioniclechicken Are you coming onto me

limeflavouredlibertarian24 are you a rapist?

bioniclechicken For a guy against political correctness you sure are acting like a offended politically correct person

limeflavouredlibertarian24 at least I ain't a dead chicken...too bad blm ain't complain' about that

bioniclechicken Yes haven't heard that one before KFC and all that Come up with better ones

limeflavouredlibertarian24 maybe you should go back with your own kind you ni- I mean you sjw

bioniclechicken Damn nigga that some gay shit right there

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so you're a nigger after all

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so why did you say nigga if you're chinese? seems politically incorrect for a chink to say nigga

bioniclechicken For a guy against political correctness you sure are acting like a offended politically correct person

limeflavouredlibertarian24 at least I ain't a dead chicken...too bad blm ain't complain' about that

bioniclechicken Yes haven't heard that one before KFC and all that Come up with better ones

limeflavouredlibertarian24 maybe you should go back with your own kind you ni- I mean you sjw

bioniclechicken Damn nigga that some gay shit right there

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so you're a nigger after all

bioniclechicken Didn't I just say I was Chinese

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so why did you say nigga if you're chinese? seems politically incorrect for a chink to say nigga

bioniclechicken Would you rather I replaced all R's with W's and L's?

limeflavouredlibertarian24 sounds too niggery to me

bioniclechicken Thought you said I was a chink Man What a weakness in armor I am amiright

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a chinky nigger then

bioniclechicken And you're white trash So Pot and kettle

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're black trash filled with stds from rapin' people

bioniclechicken Also a chink Don't forget that

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a chink who rapes people. so you're a chinease-mongrol/monkey hybrid

bioniclechicken I don't remember rape being a Chinese stereotype

limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's a black fact you nigger chink

bioniclechicken Yes but I'm Chinese That's not a chinese stereotype Get your stereotypes right

limeflavouredlibertarian24 that means you're a child laborer so you don't even know what lego is

bioniclechicken LEGO is a construction toy from denmark known for lines like BIONICLE, Hero Factory, LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Lord of the Rings, LEGO Harry Potter, and LEGO Knights Kingdom

limeflavouredlibertarian24 how would you know you small penis chink

bioniclechicken Probably the fact that I'm prominent in the BIONICLE tag AND the fact that I've been a fan of BIONICLE since 2006

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I've been a bionicle fan since 2001 when I was 4 years old

bioniclechicken So?

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I'm super loyal

bioniclechicken And?

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a child laborer

bioniclechicken That doesn't answer my question It's like you can't figure out a proper response so you just resort to racist remarks

limeflavouredlibertarian24 go nigger yourself

bioniclechicken And that's not even grammatically correct

limeflavouredlibertarian24 go chink yourself then nigga

bioniclechicken Neither is that one

limeflavouredlibertarian24 that's what a chink like you says

bioniclechicken Well yeah I DID say that Thanks for pointing out the obvious

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're welcome

bioniclechicken That took a while Were you seriously thinking for five minutes on how to retort?

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I was busy making visuals for a video I'm workin' on

bioniclechicken Sure, let's go with that

limeflavouredlibertarian24 go back to taking our jobs away you niggerized chink

bioniclechicken Okay, I'll start with yours Gimme

limeflavouredlibertarian24 go chink yourself

bioniclechicken Still not grammatically correct It's like saying "Go noun yourself" I also don't hear a no

limeflavouredlibertarian24 should get shot like most blacks and chinks

bioniclechicken But I'm not black Thus I'm bulletproof

limeflavouredlibertarian24 but you're a chink so you'll commit suicide and I advise you do that if it's legal

bioniclechicken I would but I got stuff to do

bioniclechicken Like If I did suicide I wouldn't be able to finish those things And my mom would kill me

limeflavouredlibertarian24 what stuff do you got to do, nigg-chink?

bioniclechicken Actually contribute to the bionicle tag

limeflavouredlibertarian24 what have you contributed to the bionicle tag you fag?

bioniclechicken Artwork Headcanon Jokes

bioniclechicken Insights on the line Friendly face to several

limeflavouredlibertarian24 ok then...

limeflavouredlibertarian24 hey you chicken chink

bioniclechicken So out of curiosity What's the expected result of all this name calling

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I speak the truth

bioniclechicken That doesn't really answer my question

limeflavouredlibertarian24 so what is your question?

bioniclechicken What's the expected result of all this name calling

limeflavouredlibertarian24 I'm fighting back against you for attacking me

bioniclechicken What did I do again

limeflavouredlibertarian24 what have you said about me?

bioniclechicken That's what I'm asking you

limeflavouredlibertarian24 you know what let's start things fresh. so sorry for calling you all those racist and unconventional things

bioniclechicken It's alright