The Ballad of Lime is an epic poem detailing a duel of fates between BionicleChicken and Limeflavouredlibertarian24
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bioniclechicken Also what does Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump have to do with BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 they're the ones who are fighting each other to see who will control america
bioniclechicken So what does that have to do with BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it can impact what lego does
bioniclechicken Not really So again What do they have to do with BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's important stuff
bioniclechicken Yes but what does it have to do with BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's part of my blog's identity
bioniclechicken So why is they tagged BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 because I speak for the fandom
bioniclechicken So then why are politics in the BIONICLE tag limeflavouredlibertarian24 because it's breaking news
bioniclechicken And what do those news have to do with BIONICLE
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's cool like bionicle is
bioniclechicken Not really In fact not at all limeflavouredlibertarian24 why do you say that?
bioniclechicken Because it's not
limeflavouredlibertarian24 why is bionicle and politics different?
bioniclechicken Because one has fantasy and science fiction and robots and weapons and islands and masks and two suns and shadow people and light people and slugs and scorpions The other is politics
limeflavouredlibertarian24 but politics is fiction and science
limeflavouredlibertarian24 trump is mata nui and clinton is makuta
bioniclechicken Yes Trump is a giant robot with a universe inside him
limeflavouredlibertarian24 that's right
bioniclechicken Except it's not He's an loud mouthed orange guy with racist agendas limeflavouredlibertarian24 how is he racist?
bioniclechicken http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-racist-examples_us_56d47177e4b03260bf777e83 limeflavouredlibertarian24 he was a business man, what do you expect
bioniclechicken To actually be nice to people he would want to sell stuff to Because you know Salesmanship
limeflavouredlibertarian24 what's so bad about that? at least he's being honest
bioniclechicken Because You know racist
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you do realize that most people and politicians say racist stuff in private, trump just does it publicly because he knows how to grab attention
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so is everyone else. are you saying you don't say mean or racist stuff when you're somewhere private or when you're at home talking casually?
bioniclechicken Nope
limeflavouredlibertarian24 most people say mean stuff behind other people's backs, the only difference with trump is that he does that publicly so he speaks his mind when everyone is afraid to do so
limeflavouredlibertarian24 political correctness is killing people! we need someone who will say the right thing even if it offends people
bioniclechicken Well in that case: I think your blog is crap It's useless It has nothing to contribute to the bionicle tag And the fact that you would use your autism to gain sympathy is sickening
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it has a different opinion that no one else has
bioniclechicken You're fully aware of what you're doing And you refuse to acknowledge whatever you might be doing wrong
limeflavouredlibertarian24 why are you named bionicle chicken? is it a reference to me?
bioniclechicken Rather than denying that Trump was racist You instead suggest that you fully agree with his offensive views Rather than consider how other people might feel and knowing how far to go You think it's okay to just be all out and offend everybody If that's the case
limeflavouredlibertarian24 democrats are racist. george wallace and lyndon johnson viewed them as inferior
bioniclechicken Then imagine how everyone will be on the earth Everyone will be at each other's throats
limeflavouredlibertarian24 republicans oppose slavery and democrats founded the kkk
bioniclechicken Nobody liking each other The world in chaos All because everyone doesn't know how to be nice to each other
limeflavouredlibertarian24 we need someone who speaks the truth and not just worrying about offending people
bioniclechicken Just gotta be honest Brutally brutall honest
limeflavouredlibertarian24 when you work hard at something, there's no time to be nice
bioniclechicken Actually There is It's called cooperation Because you know what America would be without cooperation A monarchy
limeflavouredlibertarian24 cooperation doesn't mean giving $400 to iran
limeflavouredlibertarian24 why are you called bionicle chicken?
bioniclechicken Inside joke
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you mean isnide job? is it a reference to flying robot manatee?
bioniclechicken What the fuck is levitating cyborg sea lion
limeflavouredlibertarian24 have you read it?
bioniclechicken Don't want to
limeflavouredlibertarian24 check it out http://flyingrobotmanatee.tumblr.com/ http://flyingrobotmanatee.blogspot.ca/
bioniclechicken I just said I didn't want to
limeflavouredlibertarian24 why?
bioniclechicken Obviously because I'm PC While you're a Mac
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I use a pc computer dumb ass
bioniclechicken Ooh getting feisty with me
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're on the wrong side of history
bioniclechicken Pretty sure we're still in the present
limeflavouredlibertarian24 but you're still a slave to the colonel
bioniclechicken That's what you think
limeflavouredlibertarian24 who cares, you're a slave to the delicious food there is
bioniclechicken Also that joke stinks
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you stink of corruption just like hitlery clinton
bioniclechicken Are you coming onto me
limeflavouredlibertarian24 are you a rapist?
bioniclechicken For a guy against political correctness you sure are acting like a offended politically correct person
limeflavouredlibertarian24 at least I ain't a dead chicken...too bad blm ain't complain' about that
bioniclechicken Yes haven't heard that one before KFC and all that Come up with better ones
limeflavouredlibertarian24 maybe you should go back with your own kind you ni- I mean you sjw
bioniclechicken Damn nigga that some gay shit right there
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so you're a nigger after all
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so why did you say nigga if you're chinese? seems politically incorrect for a chink to say nigga
bioniclechicken For a guy against political correctness you sure are acting like a offended politically correct person
limeflavouredlibertarian24 at least I ain't a dead chicken...too bad blm ain't complain' about that
bioniclechicken Yes haven't heard that one before KFC and all that Come up with better ones
limeflavouredlibertarian24 maybe you should go back with your own kind you ni- I mean you sjw
bioniclechicken Damn nigga that some gay shit right there
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so you're a nigger after all
bioniclechicken Didn't I just say I was Chinese
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so why did you say nigga if you're chinese? seems politically incorrect for a chink to say nigga
bioniclechicken Would you rather I replaced all R's with W's and L's?
limeflavouredlibertarian24 sounds too niggery to me
bioniclechicken Thought you said I was a chink Man What a weakness in armor I am amiright
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a chinky nigger then
bioniclechicken And you're white trash So Pot and kettle
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're black trash filled with stds from rapin' people
bioniclechicken Also a chink Don't forget that
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a chink who rapes people. so you're a chinease-mongrol/monkey hybrid
bioniclechicken I don't remember rape being a Chinese stereotype
limeflavouredlibertarian24 it's a black fact you nigger chink
bioniclechicken Yes but I'm Chinese That's not a chinese stereotype Get your stereotypes right
limeflavouredlibertarian24 that means you're a child laborer so you don't even know what lego is
bioniclechicken LEGO is a construction toy from denmark known for lines like BIONICLE, Hero Factory, LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Lord of the Rings, LEGO Harry Potter, and LEGO Knights Kingdom
limeflavouredlibertarian24 how would you know you small penis chink
bioniclechicken Probably the fact that I'm prominent in the BIONICLE tag AND the fact that I've been a fan of BIONICLE since 2006
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I've been a bionicle fan since 2001 when I was 4 years old
bioniclechicken So?
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I'm super loyal
bioniclechicken And?
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're a child laborer
bioniclechicken That doesn't answer my question It's like you can't figure out a proper response so you just resort to racist remarks
limeflavouredlibertarian24 go nigger yourself
bioniclechicken And that's not even grammatically correct
limeflavouredlibertarian24 go chink yourself then nigga
bioniclechicken Neither is that one
limeflavouredlibertarian24 that's what a chink like you says
bioniclechicken Well yeah I DID say that Thanks for pointing out the obvious
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you're welcome
bioniclechicken That took a while Were you seriously thinking for five minutes on how to retort?
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I was busy making visuals for a video I'm workin' on
bioniclechicken Sure, let's go with that
limeflavouredlibertarian24 go back to taking our jobs away you niggerized chink
bioniclechicken Okay, I'll start with yours Gimme
limeflavouredlibertarian24 go chink yourself
bioniclechicken Still not grammatically correct It's like saying "Go noun yourself" I also don't hear a no
limeflavouredlibertarian24 should get shot like most blacks and chinks
bioniclechicken But I'm not black Thus I'm bulletproof
limeflavouredlibertarian24 but you're a chink so you'll commit suicide and I advise you do that if it's legal
bioniclechicken I would but I got stuff to do
bioniclechicken Like If I did suicide I wouldn't be able to finish those things And my mom would kill me
limeflavouredlibertarian24 what stuff do you got to do, nigg-chink?
bioniclechicken Actually contribute to the bionicle tag
limeflavouredlibertarian24 what have you contributed to the bionicle tag you fag?
bioniclechicken Artwork Headcanon Jokes
bioniclechicken Insights on the line Friendly face to several
limeflavouredlibertarian24 ok then...
limeflavouredlibertarian24 hey you chicken chink
bioniclechicken So out of curiosity What's the expected result of all this name calling
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I speak the truth
bioniclechicken That doesn't really answer my question
limeflavouredlibertarian24 so what is your question?
bioniclechicken What's the expected result of all this name calling
limeflavouredlibertarian24 I'm fighting back against you for attacking me
bioniclechicken What did I do again
limeflavouredlibertarian24 what have you said about me?
bioniclechicken That's what I'm asking you
limeflavouredlibertarian24 you know what let's start things fresh. so sorry for calling you all those racist and unconventional things
bioniclechicken It's alright
