Hey Rodents...

Just the other day my horse was going full speed ahead and a misplaced step sent it veering out of control, I very well could have lost my lawful life in the incident. Despite all the transgressions and maliciousness caused by your wretched rat stench, I realize continuing this conflict is a pointless gesture that a sheriff of my caliber should have seen years ago. Hopefully we can resolve our differences and extinguish the foul stench caused by you cancer infested rats.

Sincerely, The Sheriff
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